Airing One's Dirty Laundry

I just had to share this gem of an email from today:

From: SteevBob
Date: Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:31 AM
To: MikeBob
Cc: Lindy
Subject: Work Type Problem (Really)

Dear MikeBob,

Yeah...

We're gonna need ya to spray and wash any small stains or splatters when you do the laundry.

Danielle has just realized that there are a few stains on her shirt that were not fully cleaned off during the wash, and it is negatively impacting her work today.

We feel that these stains would have been readily visible Pre-Wash and thus even a cursory spritz of "Spray and Wash" would have sufficed.

Due to you negligence, Our team has suffered a work stoppage as Dani has been hanging around our cube complaining about your lack of laundering skills.

Thanks for your attention in this matter in the future.

Your Pal,

SteevBob
Customer Service Resource Center

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